Just died a little… Soccer girls even look tasty!!
There is no other soul on this earth that will live so deep within my heart.
-Kuuipo
Me & My Dad telling My Step Mom I'm Gay
| Step Mom: | Our Server was checking you out, Haley. |
| Me: | Uh, that's nice. |
| Step Mom: | What, you don't think he's cute? |
| Dad: | She's Gay Tammy. | (Awkward Silence) |
| Step-Mom: | Well whats so good about eating Pussy? |
| Me: | Excu- |
| Dad: | Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy. | (Longest Awkward Silence Ever) |
| Me: | You said Pussy like 5 times . . . |
| Dad: | 8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger. |
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Garden Fresh (by Agan Harahap)
The photo series exhibits a diverse set of animals casually walking through various sections of a supermarket, as though they themselves are shopping for ingredients for their next dinner party.
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